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I feel like this is the proper thing to do in this time, and people should keep their junk in their pants. Maybe it's a good time to invest in sex toy stock.

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And in 3 months, you'll be bitching about it. lol, congrats

I hope my millennial slang usage makes a broader appeal.

You can just do the smart thing and ignore your phone on your days off. You're not management, so lack of staffing is not your problem.

Well, I'm not gonna put any effort into proving it, so ok.

Was he well-endowed?

I got a blowie at work a few weeks ago. 😒

I don't know what you mean.

Nah, it's more my stroking my own, lol

I seem to be a slightly fast reader. Kindle tells you how much time you will finish a chapter and the whole book. Order of the Phoenix takes the average person approximately 16 hours to read, but I'm projected to take 12.5 hours.

lol my sister is going vegan too lately

My uncle married a woman with the same name as my mother, that is his sister. Weird af imo.

I love fresh kimchi. Fermented kimchi is sour and obviously more likely to give you flatulence.

I read a few pages of one of his books. Don't remember what, but I wasn't interested. I may give him a try again, but there are so many other books I want to read.

Well, I'm dead-set on reading LotR next now. After that, I'm not sure. If I'm still in the mood for fantasy, maybe A Song of Ice and Fire. We'll see. I'll be checking back on suggestions made here, of course.

I have the Hitchhiker series, but never got to reading it. It might be my next choice when I'm in the mood for scifi. Another one I've been meaning to get to. Eh, not a Clive Barker fan.

I already watched The Hunger Games and read the first book. I want to give reading the series a try. As for Twilight, New Moon pissed me off so much to the point I never bothered with the rest of the series. Bella is just so fucking boring.

I might give that a shot. I know about Asimov and his laws of robots. Not really in the mood for scifi at the moment though, but that will probably change in the near future.

I remember that series when I was much younger. It never caught my interest though.

I was thinking LotR too, it being fantasy like Harry Potter. I read The Hobbit years ago, but never got around to reading the others. I already know much about the lore too. As for Redwall . . . um, I think I'll pass.

I'm currently reading Harry Potter for like the fifth time. Judge me, but it's one of my favorites, as I grew up reading the books. It just bringa back so many old memories. Anyway, I'm about halfway through Harry Potter now. Help me decide what to read next, or make a new suggestion.

You nailed it, but you didn't even make it come. Bastard.

Honestly, fuck this bullshit. BRING BACK THE MELANIN RICH LABIA YOU RACIST HYPOCRITES