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5 I'm a bitch with goals these days. Ain't got time for fee fees.

Oh, I just can't wait for miscarriage, which has a slight tinge of purple.

Happy birthday.

Group crying session, everyone.

Not a fist fight, but a SWORD fight between you and @Poof . Whoever loses takes it up the ass!

wet ass pussy, make that pullout game weak. fugg's hooha

Too easy . . . I'll take it! BUTT PIRATE ONE EYED MONSTER SEAMEN HOLY FUCK LET PARTY

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You asked for this . . .

It's legal in rural Nevada.

I still believe if someone is still involuntarily a virgin by the time they are 30, it's time to buy a hooker. You guys tend to put sex on a pedestal when it's really nothing special.

KILL THEM BOTH WITH YOUR MASSIVE DONG HOLY FUCK

Well, she definitely ain't a keeper.

It is. American suburbia is built around the car, yet our infrastructure maintenance is shit. It's one thing I really like about where my grandparents live in Japan. It's so pedestrian friendly, even though it's not a big city. As for the health aspect, all I smelled was car exhaust during the walk, lol

My car is in the shop, and I didn't feel like asking my one coworker for a ride or spending money on an uber. It wasn't too bad. Only took 45 minutes. Plus, I get my car back tomorrow.

And I had a feeling it would be taken this way. Oh well.

😒 no

Considering I won't attend my father's funeral when he dies, I fail to see why flings would be that important.

Happy birthday mthor. Happy birthday, fat chick lover @CountFrylock Eat KFC and fap to Princess Peach!

I like French braided hoohas.

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