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bnmjy

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  1. Already sent. Enjoy!
  2. PM incoming!
  3. yo mama so dumb she stare long and hard (like a bbc) at an oj bottle cause it said concentrate
  4. MJ eating popcorn has a bent penis. Pat still won.
  5. I thought of one. @fuggstop Time to post your sex tape.
  6. lol, Starbucks coffee isn't fancy. Coffee with two shots of espresso is called a black eye.
  7. One Pike's Place with two shots of espresso, coming up.
  8. Looks like a registered sex offender photo.
  9. You need to properly dispose of the fruit you use as sex toys.
  10. I was about to buy one from Chick Fil A today, but then I realized it's Sunday. Yeah, I'm officially addicted.
  11. You know your pussy.
  12. Look at mine, so beautiful!
  13. Depends on your reading speed. I want to writeat least 2000 words. I'll go into great detail about her mons pubis and how the flaps smell when they get pounded. Imagery has always been my forte, you see.
  14. Want me to write a short story on your hooha?
  15. Viper is seething.
  16. All that drinking enlarged his heart muscle. RIP Zeni.
  17. I bet Zeni has a bigger penis.
  18. Viper's penis is so small. Pat won.
  19. You remind of when Bucket would constantly mention stealing money from his mother's purse.
  20. Them? Gender-fluid person? Happy birthday, lawfully wedded person of bouvre!
  21. hubb o m o
  22. I like the honey lemon. Menthol works well too.
  23. You can't spell amusement without semen.
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