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bnmjy

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  1. I mean, you already have the dad bod, so . . .
  2. Wonderfully. You live in your own mortgaged house, have a salaried job with bonuses, a beautiful wife around your age, and you're expecting your first child the beginning of next year.
  3. making basic bitch drinks at the bucks and studying college classes, mainly.
  4. They're married.
  5. Why don't you find a spa that has one then? Could be a fun time.
  6. I got drunk last night and for the first time in a long while I had over 9 hours of sleep. Just a slight hangover, but I feel very energized.
  7. You seem like someone who is into isolation tanks.
  8. I love chicken alfredo. Good shit.
  9. I had 5 shots of rum. Drunk as fuck.
  10. I remember being so shocked and sad when it happened. Rewatching the series now, all I can think is that the junkie bitch deserved it.
  11. I remember being so shocked and sad when it happened. Rewatching the series now, all I can think is that the junkie bitch deserved it.
  12. But you just did. She may hate The Good Lord's Chicken™, but you hate all chicken. Blasphemer!
  13. Sounds like delirium caused by acute antibiotic resistant vaginitis.
  14. What a dork! Not that I have room to talk . . .
  15. I love both movies and you do too. Let's get castrated together, Zeni.
  16. Futa Miku. *giggle chills*
  17. They are pretty gay, huh?
  18. You and fuggs should show your genitals unexpectedly at weddings regularly.
  19. Most of the chicks at clubs are over 21. Way to chase those cougars bruh.
  20. You need to play the ISIS theme loudly.
  21. Pink Flamingos
  22. They worship cows there.
  23. Wasn't high school ten years ago for you now? Bitch, you old and your balls are starting to sag.
  24. I vape the tobacco flavors.
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