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Mmm, nothing like bread made with fresh organic yeast!

Another pic showcasing your labia for this wonderful day.

dinosaur meme

lol idrgaf

How dare you call the corporate identity that is the Starbucks siren a mermaid!

The new sleeve design is somewhat creepy. Look at the bitch's face.

You I don't, lol

Excellent advice!

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Kegel Exercises: The Story of My Life

I might know a little something something that can take your mind off the jonesing.

Oof, he'll be dead within 2 years. I just hope he experiences minimal pain.

ok pm incoming

But Packard needs to see her saucy pics. This is for the benefit of humanity.

It's the sexlexia, bitch. MH fuck you so hard your eyes got readjusted.

Pull a fuggs and buy a bed.

The rule is half your age plus 7, so yes.

@Kudasai Get the chair.

You peaked when you threw the chair. Now, you're just a rotting troll, like me.

ghostie you missed the new fuggs pic; she's sucking a soldier's dick!

Idk, I used to work at a truck stop and most of the truckers were rude and impatient as shit. Then again, it was the night shift. I imagine night truckers just hate humanity in general.

I normally don't talk about my banal life, but whatever. This one girl who used to work at my place left and became a stripper. She was rather unpopular here. My old friend outside work told me she met a bisexual stripper at a party and she wants to ask her out. Guess who that bisexual stripper was?