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She's come home while you were mid coitus with Cletus many times, I'm sure.

Oh God.

Georgia is where Deliverance takes place.

SP S stands for SEXtuple, as in SIX 😰

Shove it up the hooha, bitch.

. . . yet another PM incoming. Enjoy!

Yes.

I like how it ends in the abbatoir. Nothing like good old gore porn.

Never trust anyone who doesn't drink coffee.

Flat white. Not a bad drink.

It's really good, not as good as the strawberry acai. I recommend trying it at least once.

It's seriously a weebish drink.

It's actually passion tango, not mango, tea. It's pretty good if you like hibiscus tea, which is sour.

We must kill anyone who get iced caramel macchiato, out of spite.

You got a flat white. That's a really good drink IMO.

Mine is an espresso shot.

So about that flip phone.

Anyway, this year has been going fine. I'm about to get a fifty cent raise in March, which is nice as I just got promoted in January. A lucky change in company policy is the cause. Could still use vast improvement outside of work in my personal life though.

I seriously didn't know you were fired. Fortunately, I didn't really troll you that much apart from today.

Not once. I imagined you giving it to fuggs while you both have your manic episodes and are howling like hyenas though. Shit's hot as fuck to think about.