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bnmjy

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  1. Futa Miku.
  2. Greeny wants you to take his virginity, fuggs.
  3. She ordered a trenta caramel macchiato with skim milk and extra caramel drizzle. I told her there is no trenta size for hot drinks. She gave me the death stare. She told me she has been losing so much weight, and this was supposed to be her special treat. She accused me of lying and threatened to call corporate on me. She was causing quite a spectacle, holding up the line that was fortunately short. Not wanting to deal with her shit, I offered to make her a venti size drink for free. That instantly shut her up. Instead of skim milk, however, I used heavy cream. I also put triple the normal amount of caramel. She took a sip and exclaimed, "Damn, this shit good!" Enjoy your 900 calorie drink, bitch.
  4. Nice title change, @Rogue Alphonse
  5. I don't like the poll options. You'll still be alive, single, still live with mommy, and have a bad drinking problem due to depression but you won't have any physical issues from it.
  6. paper cuts on the hooha 😰
  7. Yes, take it to Geek Squad and feel awkward knowing they saw your dick pics.
  8. Pit is a prototypical fairy queer. Way to start being more transparent.
  9. Can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen.
  10. Kagome is forever a kawaii Japanese schoolgirl. Fuggs is aging. This is a no brainer.
  11. Legs. You can still drive and masturbate on a wheelchair! Would you rather be a hideous autistic savant or a beautiful retarded socialite?
  12. The biggest change, as shown in the beginning of the video, is the addition of slopes. Fans of the first game were really hoping for this. Some other things: vector scrolling, moving water, snaking platforms, Mario 3D World powerups, and it seems Luigi is playable this time.
  13. Last anime I watched was FMA Brotherhood about a year ago, for like the fourth time. Might rewatch it again soon. Tried rewatching Death Note a month ago, but nope. I just don't like anime like I once did.
  14. If you love old school Mario platformers, you'll love Mario Maker. Some people get creative as fuck.
  15. More of a challenger, although I do enjoy creating stages too.
  16. That's a shame. It was my favorite game on the Wii U. I spent countless hours playing it.
  17. Cayenne pepper down the urethra is an excwllent natural birth contraceptive by the way.
  18. Toxic Tower wasn't that hard. Screech's Sprint was hard as shit.
  19. Futa Miku.
  20. No barely legal teenage pussy for you.
  21. @1938 Packard
  22. The new chapter will be released before the end of the month. I think you'll really like it.
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