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Along with whatever costume you decide on, wear this cold mask and tell people that you're pretending to be a cute Chinese schoolgirl protecting herself from SARS. In reality, it's to protect yourself from the horrible stench that will be permeating the air.

no

PM coming, enjoy.

"Madison, why didn't you also turn military hottie into a robot? Why?!" Madison's husband: "Crazy old bitch. Time to hibernate you again."

(_) ノノ Viper

I've seen a pic of you. I thought you were a transitioning Southeast Asian ladyboy.

I never gave you permission to update it.

We all know he doesn't pursue them. He just fantasizes and gets the pussy chills.

Oh shit bitch. Ghetto fabulous caramel macchiato time!

"Mommy, what's a kegelspasm?"

Well, I searched for fat Puerto Rican whore. Sexy!

What am I doing wrong here?

Reported.

No, forever alone. I have really only ever had friends with benefits and one night stands. Oh shit, looks like we have something in common.

I told you it once before, and I'll say it again: KEEP BOTH SETS OF LIPS SHUT.

And Madison was like "mommy needs more attention than me!" And then her uncle and grandma laughed!

holy fuck