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Of course not. You're just the mother.

You'd better not be - I eat grits too.

Save your energy for real battles. And believe me, they will come.

Playing helicopter is not a way to allow a child to have a productive school experience

I am Spartacus.

Take your time. I pulled the ladder out of the pool, and I'm waiting to see how Death handles 5 Sims at onc

Knock knock

We all float down here.

French toast

The problem is, many prescription labels instructions say to discard the medications one year from the date the prescription was filled. This may or may not have anything to do with the actual date of expiration

Government mandates are pretty arbitrary, especially in the west.

But hot damn, you will get paid. And you should get paid for doing their work, too.

According to my shrink, who has no problem with me taking pre-generic Zyprexa, as long as tablets are kept dry, they're fine (I am, of course, assuming that these are not medications that you found in a damp box in the basement as part of an inheritance...) My late father, and two of my brothers (all MD's) concur with him. Usually, if a med has gone bad, you can tell by a change in color, consistency, or odor (eg, aspirin that is no good smells like vinegar.)

Somehow, when the subject of tazing and arrest comes up, you're the first person everybody thinks of.

Looking for advice?

Please bring back the talking toilet.

Oh my God! Where's the rest of you?

So you're going to be watching reruns of Downton Abbey?

*sigh* I really am too old for this shit.

You have neither of those things.

What skill?

Well, The Hound account is now a guest. How long until he starts to whine about coming back?

Just make sure you have a mask for CPR - you don't know where that mouth has been.

Shit, who needs that? I can do more with a couple of Band-Aids than most people can do with a fully stocked first aid kit.