mthor
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Of course I do. Now get off the lawn. -
What it lacks in quantity, it makes up for in quality. I've never heard a plumber or latrine cleaner complain about finger-painting.
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You forgot about all of the shit.
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Sure. You're just fine, Oedipus.
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I'd prefer soylent green.
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No. Not Jesus. Any dude who could turn water into wine could get chicks.
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You are the on line equivalent of Johnny Bravo.
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An astronaut or an aerospace engineer.
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Well, out here in West Bumfuck, there are a lot of small businesses that are cash only. You want to eat anyplace besides Burger King and and drink anywhere at all, you need cash on hand. Even the liquor store only takes cash.
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The same person who tries to pay a40 cent overdue fee with a 50 dollar bill.
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My daughters used to have rabbits - theirs didn't desert the babies. They used to eat them if the kids didn't get to them in time.
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You can't even call yourself a beginner until you can ask where the bathroom is, and understand the directions.
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You know that saying, if it walks like a duck talks like a duck
mthor replied to Still Me's topic in Free-For-All
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You know that saying, if it walks like a duck talks like a duck
mthor replied to Still Me's topic in Free-For-All
You don't want to be fucking ducks. Their penises are shaped like corkscrews. -
Well, to be honest, I've never cooked domestic rabbits - we used to go hunting for them.
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Hassenpfeffer is really yummy, and it's the only way I've ever had bunny where it didn't feel like I had fuzz on my tongue afterwards.
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https://honest-food.net/hasenpfeffer-recipe-dumplings/
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Anything for a friend.
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Uh, you do know that Puerto Rico is a US territory.
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My five year old grandson has more muscle mass than you do.
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He collects them - hangs them on the wall like doctors and lawyers hang diplomas.
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Ninja'd - I was going to say cellulite.
