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"Do what thou wilt, be the whole of the Law.". (Aleister Crowley)

500 minimum; 500 - 1000 is recommended.

You forgot leave the seat up.

My kids loved them, and now the grandkids watch them - I've got four or five sets on DVDs, so they watch them over and over, and repeat lines like "Remind me to kill you later" and "Look at the grouse" and "Niagara Falls..." over and over and over.

"It" being the 3 Stooges. There's no way in hell I'm sitting through Pikachu doing anything.

Both.

I know. But he's 6 - he'll happily dance with Pikachu for and hour and a half, and if he's dancing with Pikachu, he's not quoting the 3 Stooges at me.

Thank you - Dexter will be so pleased.

That's oddly titillating.

I did it in like 5 minutes once. Of course, a screwdriver was involved...

If we were cool kids, would we even be here?

Middle aged spread.

Not so much as back in the days of the "Curseyehameha."

There are those for whom attention is the end game. Flaunting one's sexuality is preferable to a rampaging case of Munchausen's.

Could be worse - I had this one. For three solid days. Don't know how it got there, was very glad when it left.

I hated my middle name so much that when I got married, I dropped it. Now I use my maiden name as a middle name, especially considering the juxtaposition of my Slavic name with my husband's Gaelic one - infinitely more fun.

A bit?

Benadryl will make one hallucinate. It does, however, require a metric fuck-ton of them. And it's difficult to walk the fine line between "make one hallucinate" and "make one seize."

A wet rock

If he was only banned once, you only need to ask him once.

Aw, come on, katt - there's only so much a poor notebook can do.

My answer is won't. And if the bus doesn't make it won't, living with Mommy certainly will.

Can, but won't. Especially when said 13+years her senior man has to ride the bus.

That's oddly titillating.

Who?