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mthor

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Everything posted by mthor

  1. Thank you - Dexter will be so pleased.
  2. That's oddly titillating.
  3. I did it in like 5 minutes once. Of course, a screwdriver was involved...
  4. If we were cool kids, would we even be here?
  5. Middle aged spread.
  6. Not so much as back in the days of the "Curseyehameha."
  7. There are those for whom attention is the end game. Flaunting one's sexuality is preferable to a rampaging case of Munchausen's.
  8. Could be worse - I had this one. For three solid days. Don't know how it got there, was very glad when it left.
  9. I hated my middle name so much that when I got married, I dropped it. Now I use my maiden name as a middle name, especially considering the juxtaposition of my Slavic name with my husband's Gaelic one - infinitely more fun.
  10. A bit?
  11. Benadryl will make one hallucinate. It does, however, require a metric fuck-ton of them. And it's difficult to walk the fine line between "make one hallucinate" and "make one seize."
  12. A wet rock
  13. mthor

    Hey sawdy!

    If he was only banned once, you only need to ask him once.
  14. Aw, come on, katt - there's only so much a poor notebook can do.
  15. My answer is won't. And if the bus doesn't make it won't, living with Mommy certainly will.
  16. Can, but won't. Especially when said 13+years her senior man has to ride the bus.
  17. That's oddly titillating.
  18. Who?
  19. @Phillies
  20. You mean it wasn't?
  21. The only way you're getting even close to her panties is if you follow her to the laundromat.
  22. I used to watch it on Cartoon Express on USA every morning. That and the Smurfs were what got my sorry ass out of bed.
  23. Yeah, 17 was a couple of years ago. 😉
  24. Happy birthday, even though you haven't shown up with a new video yet.
  25. mthor

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    But nobody here has ever done anything that bad to me!
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