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Time to go shopping! https://www.planetdeadly.com/human/medieval-torture-devices

If you're too old for dumb shit, what does that make me? Too old for any shit? I guess I'm just gonna go drink some Geritol and watch Lawrence Welk.

Grits are the best, with sausage gravy and a fried egg. Oatmeal's what I'm eating these days, with raisins or a diced apple, allspice and cinnamon. What is malt o meal? Forgive me, but we are simple people, and don't have such gourmet cuisine out here in the sticks.

You come here because you can't afford a therapist, don't you?

First you disappear, and now you come back and read sad stuff...Oh, dear - you didn't get religion, did you? (Even if you did, it's nice to see you)

Good luck!

Please leave the pudding cup alone. It expired in January, and I've been observing it since then, waiting to see how long it will take to explode. If you look, you'll see that the lid is finally starting to bulge...

Oh, poor baby! Plenty of clear liquids, ibuprofen, rest...if you can take it, you may want to see about tamaflu, but given your history with antibiotics, I don't know if you'd have a problem with anti-virals. I hope you feel better soon. <3

If it's viral, which odds are, it is, there's nothing anybody could do but charge you for an office visit anyway. I'd give it a day or two, and if it gets worse, or doesn't seem to be getting any better, then I'd call. BTW, have you tried an antihistamine?

For what it's worth, traditionally, only a virgin can catch a unicorn.

More power to you if it's working - I used to use Vicks when I got homeless people or really bad drunks in the ER.

Oh, just do it, or resign yourself to buying vicks in two quart jars for the rest of her stay there.

And here I was, hoping for a variation of "A dog walks into a bar..."

Throat coat tea - there are a few brands, try one of the ones with licorice and mallow. If you don't have a fever, and it's resolving, stick with plenty of liquids and ibuprofen for pain (since it's an anti inflammatory, it will help the swelling a bit as well). If you start running a temp, if it gets worse, if you develop spots on your tonsils, or if it doesn't resolve in a few days, call the doc. Also, if you think it's allergies or allergy-related, you might want to try your antihistamine of choice

Well, of course. Menstrual blood will make plows rusty, fields barren, and cause livestock to miscarry.

Sorry, no ham. You're stuck with PBJ.

That's bad for your liver.

Beer or hard cider, like one every 6 months (I'm a cheap date.)

I don't know if it's normal, but it took me quite a while to get over losing my job at the doctor's office; I'd been there 6 weeks shy of 10 years. It passes, though, about the time you get another job.

Sell the drugs, but keep the job - for both benefits and a cover story.

I think - but do some research. because I'm not sure - that Tagamet, zantac, or prilosec (or maybe one of the other PPI's) has been implicated in false positives for pot in UDS's.

I hope you were nice to him when you were kids.

*Dystopia? Dystonia is a neuro-muscular syndrome that can result in abnormal movements or abnormal postures.

One should be precise when dealing with the undead; it can really make a difference.