mthor

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." (Ernest Hemingway)

*origami

Would you please just get a hooker and get laid?

I don't know if I'm up for this. Look what happened the last time we decided to make a new country. (And if you think I'm spending the winter in Pennsylvania in my stocking feet, you're sadly mistaken.)

If you squeeze them, the juice is not a true blue - it's more of a blue-violet. The next time you eat blueberries, look at your tongue - it'll look closer to violet than blue. (In addition to making your tongue purple, they make your poops green - there's your gem of trivia for the day.)

Just because it's organic doesn't mean it's food. Indigo can be organic. So can woad. I've heard of pickling indigo flowers; I don't know if woad is edible, but it is supposed to smell ghastly. (And about the indigo - the flowers, the parts that are pickled, are pink.)

Yeah...just living the dream.

Best birthday present I ever got was on my 35th birthday, when I got carded for cigarettes.

Somewhere, I have a recipe for it. It's pretty good, but it breaks down faster than the commercial stuff.

Meh, as far as I'm concerned, you're still a baby. Have a happy birthday.

pfft, I'll have a beer at 10:30 AM if that's when I happen to get the lawn mowed.

It won't be that bad, and don't worry if it's hard to talk. You'll talk when you're ready. Remember - she's not going to judge you, she's going to diagnose you.

TMI. The only time anybody would be interested in what was going on in your pants would be if you were sitting next to them on the bus and soiled them (your pants, that is). The interest would not be positive.

Why?

Quite understandably - my sympathy to you and yours. (Been there, done that; nothing hurts quite the same way.)

They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.

Sorry. I have no impulse control.

I love the original Star Trek, but I cringe every time I see them flip switches on one of the consoles, work the levers on the transporter, or look at dials with analog readouts. I mean, touch screen technology has been available for over 20 years, there are kids who can't read any kind of analog display, and it's not even the 23rd century yet.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, prepare to die. (Klingon proverb)

Toonami ==>

So sad. She'd had a rough time.

Oh, wow! I want to pet it.

I've seen a lot of cocks in my time, but that is far and away the biggest.

It's not the same without the music.

I was born too old for it.