mthor

I don't know where I ran across it; just one of those trivial facts that stick in my head instead of useful information.

And?

two hands, two feet, the wounds from the scourging, the lance wound, and the crown of thorns = 7

Well, actually, raising the dead is more of an under the table kind of thing, and sometimes, it's just because I like to.

What in the seven bleeding wounds of Christ are you talking about?

Depends. Have you ever attained any of them? Have you ever tried?

nurse/library clerk/necromancer

Be quiet, you tiny moron.

Don't. Fuck karma and being nice and all that; it's just a waste of your time and energy.

My basic fashion statement may be "Leave me alone," but I've been a nurse for too long to ignore hygiene, and my mother was a stickler about etiquette.

Well, yeah. Doesn't everybody? But no, I'm apprehensive about somebody thinking that I look and/or act and/or smell like I crawled out of a dumpster.

But I can see it - I've always been able to see it, regardless of rank. (Does this say something about my personal habits?)

Actually, I think moose was, but I'm never actually quite sure of anything.

Oh, go get it for free. Just be sure to smile and wave at the security camera.

What is the minimum post count for Dumpster access?

Which temper tantrum? There so many.

I like PBJs for breakfast, so I guess it would be little tiny bread-shaped things flavored like peanut butter and jelly and called (surprise surprise) PBJs.

I'll have you know that I'm highly in demand in museums...if only they didn't make me stand still holding a mammoth tusk, it wouldn't be too bad.

Yeah, I'm not giving out ages, but mine was 6 years older than I am now when she died, and I ran her through some shit when I was young, so the least I can do is get her some flowers.

I'm getting mine some flowers - she's dead, too.

I freely admit that I am old and crotchety - maybe you young'uns like it - but that autoplay thing is driving me around the bend. Is there a way that it can be burnt with fire and its ashes scattered at a crossroads? Or maybe just disable it?

Somebody's forgotten their meds again.

That's because you have :poop: taste.

Working, sort of.