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mthor

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  1. mthor
    This might be believable if you'd ever actually been on a date.
  2. mthor
    Well, 170 lbs of pure muscle accounts for what's between your ears, but the rest of you looks like the Pillsbury dough boy.
  3. mthor
    Dammit, somebody fix the like button!
  4. mthor
    Second.
  5. mthor
    I 'd like to see somebody try to film House of Leaves. Just reading it was weird enough - I don't know if you could even make into a movie, but it'd be interesting to watch someone try.
  6. mthor
    Well, I guess it's a change from diatribes about the non-existent smell of cigarette smoke.
  7. mthor
    I don't think he's ranked high enough to be allowed in DF.
  8. mthor
    In health care, we call that "job security."
  9. mthor

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    mthor replied to a topic in Free-For-All

    Tell them you want a free pizza because they didn't deliver in 30 minutes or less.
  10. mthor
    You're not old until it involves a low fat cheese tray and low-sodium wheat thins.
  11. mthor
    Who's paying? If she is, she can call it anything she wants.
  12. mthor
    Sometimes, things like this are the only reason that I can pass for a reasonable facsimile of sane.
  13. mthor
    Optimist.
  14. mthor
    And did your science teacher also teach you about the difference between car paint and your liver?
  15. mthor

    So...

    mthor replied to stilgar's topic in Free-For-All

    I have enjoyed it thus far, and I anticipate that after about 15 more minutes of it, I will be willing to concede that this was a bad idea.
  16. mthor
    If you had sex, I'm a hot 22 year old with a bikini bod that won't quit.
  17. mthor
    Like I said...
  18. mthor
    80%. OK, I guess for somebody who mainly watches B-grade horror movies and bad kung fu movies (I think the only movie on that list that I've seen is Blacula.)
  19. mthor
    Only the good die young.
  20. mthor
    If you live in Florida and you're 90, and you can't see, and you can't tell "D" from "R," and you're not sure which is the gas and which is the brake, you can accidentally kill somebody just about anywhere.
  21. mthor
    I think that the only worse one I've seen was the mouths in Rants back on the lithium boards. That one made me queasy (as in motion sick). This one is giving me a headache.
  22. mthor
    Holy shit (so to speak).
  23. mthor
    1pooh4u[/member] It's time to play slap-the-perv again! ;D
  24. mthor
    I was thinking more how-to instructions for building a five-sided altar and a guide to where to find cheap black goats...
  25. mthor
    Yo mama so old, she was the waitress at the Last Supper, and she's still bitching cause Jesus stiffed her on the tip.
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