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5'6" and built like the Pillsbury doughboy. Not actually fat, just round, and soft, and doughy.

Innovator/Banker What does this mean? This means your primary core value is Innovator – An Innovator’s core value energy is Wisdom. Wisdom is the ability to see the way things are, and discern what to do about it. You accurately assess situations and provide solutions. Your secondary core value is Banker – A Banker’s core value energy is Knowledge. Knowledge is knowing the facts through research, measurement, proof and records. You are driven to understand the "what", "how" and "why" of things.

Oh, piffle. People in the third world are always dropping dead; that's what they do. No, no...the more I think about this, the better it seems. Like I'm seeing some definite potential for a reality show.

No, I think that in order to to understand you, she needs to become you. Maybe she can even take up liberating craft supplies and trying to pick up high school football players on OKC. Work with me here - I really think that in the long run, this will bring a new level of harmony and understanding to the Zenigundam household., and you, your bride, and your mother can all live together happily ever after.

You know what would be really cool? If you got a girlfriend, got married, moved out, got your own place...and if then your mother would sell her house, move in with you and your bride, and take up residence on the couch, drinking wine coolers, watching HGTV, the Food Network, and Hallmark, playing Jewel Quest and the latest Delicious, and refusing to take out the garbage.

Yeah...yeah...I can't quit smoking, either.

FTFY - remember, no fucking. This is Zeni we're talking about. so it's a no-nookie zone. No sex at ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

You mean there are people who don't?

I love you - I've never met another woman with feet bigger than mine (12 wide). We can go shopping for cute shoes together - if one can find cute canoes.

Watch what you say about ketchup. It's not just a condiment, it's a vegetable - Ronald Reagan said so.

It sticks to the roof of your brain.

I don't either. I've seen patients go through benzo withdrawal - not fun, not pretty. This is my way of emulating all of the people who tell me to quit smoking or I'll get cancer- it's a waste of time, but deep in one's heart, one hopes...

And there's still time to get in on the seizure pool...

Meh, everybody's got their own particular bug up their butt. It's only sanctimonious when theirs isn't the same as ours.

That's amusing, considering that you'd bang a bulldog in heat if it gave you a second look. Quality, quantity - how about you try for any?

Back it up, junior. One finger, and you're on the floor. Do not mess with old women (I'd say little old ladies, but I'm taller than you are).

They do. It's just that you don't have it.

Hm. I'll have to look for those.

Tostitos lime and chili (I don't think they make them any more, but they're still my favorite.)

Actually, the human penis and the earthworm are both considered examples of hydrostatic skeletons. (unless the nuns were lying to me...)

I haven't shared an address with my husband in 15 years. We live about an hour and a half apart, and we get along better now than we did the last few years that we were under the same roof. This kind of situation is easy to judge from the outside, but if it's working for them...

Good luck with the sodium load.

The local channel. (That's all I get now, if I can be bothered to mess with the antenna.) You have become allergic to all soaps and hygiene products. What do you do (and how do you brush your teeth? No mouthwash.)

Awaken with JP - Ultraspiritual Life