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Could be - it's my brother's birthday, and that's pretty much how his luck runs.

As long as it comes with an appropriate sound effect.

Noooooo! I love Andre Toulon and the puppet.

Yet another reason why I'm not on Facebook (let's see, how many am I up to now?).

I didn't mean to be offensive, even though it came out that way. It's just that you know what happens when you assume...

Let's be perfectly clear on this - a military hottie, not THE military hottie, right?

Notice I said "to death." Obesity being as prevalent as it is, there are a lot of Americans who are malnourished

True, however, in America, it is extremely unlikely that your child will starve to death in front of you.

Please elaborate.

Sex? What is this sex you speak of? (It's been a while.)

Aw, man - 3 days to go, and I haven't even banned half the books yet!

For dinner.

Don't be a kill joy. I'm not likely to get another 18 year old's phone number until my granddaughter turns 18, and I want to milk it for all it's worth. And I didn't just leave this hanging around; I summoned Zeni in the op, mostly so I could gloat, but I did let him know the thread was here.

Yes. It does. Especially when one doesn't have insurance or registration or maybe a license...and when one has skipped a court date and may have a bench warrant...

And they love me for that aura of experience that only a woman of a certain age can offer. After all, I've played a half-elfin cleric/fighter, who maxed out (this was back in the day when you had to split EP's evenly among the classes if you were playing a character with two). After she got pregnant and retired, I played a dwarfish fighter, but she died on her third or fourth trip to the dungeon, and it was really too expensive to resurrect her (it's always expensive, but worse for non-humans, because they didn't have souls, although I'm told they do now.) And then there was the human thief, who was visited by Zeus in a dream... See? You have absolutely nothing like this to offer, just superficial chit chat, the aroma of stale beer, and a ride on the bus or subway.

Satanists.

Yeah...yeah... yeah.

Uh, actually, it's not a fail - I thought the same thing he did, and I'm glad we were both wrong. DJ Sona[/member] how scary is that, dude, that our minds are on the same track? ::spin::

Next thing you know, he'll be blaming it all on a one-armed man.

Yeah. I saw a recent picture of him - poor guy. It's a rough way to go.

And I don't even try.

blood, sweat, and tears

Keep telling yourself that. But remember, you have to nag and cajole and stalk to get these numbers. I just have to stand there.

Age doesn't matter. What matters is that I can get an 18 year old's number and you can't.

http://www.freep.com/story/sports/2017/09/17/former-wwe-manager-commentator-bobby-the-brain-heenan-dead-73/675906001/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter Bobby "The Brain" Heenan has died at the age of 73. Another wrestling legend gone.