mthor

Wow! You got out of the emergency room really quickly!

For one so young, she's very perceptive.

What's in it?

evil

Yeah, I'd have to say you're not really scary. More annoying. Like, when comparing a vampire to a mosquito, you're the mosquito.

time

Best - those fruit-flavored tootsie rolls that only seem to show up at Halloween Worst - Mary Janes

tunnels

burning

Jealousy is an awful thing.

thing

child

chocolate

mountain

bed

tubes

scrap

Keep telling yourself that, and thee's a good chance that you'll wind up incapable of reproduction.

Damn, I miss The Weekly World News.

Generally, I give him the name of a reputable maxillofacial surgeon, because he's going to need it.

That's usually what I say when I clean out the fridge.

It's gotten to the point where the technology's improved enough so that I don't mind the smooshing, it's the sitting in the waiting room reading old magazines, watching non-controversial programs on TV, drinking tepid coffee, and wearing one of those stupid gowns that gets on my nerves.

Yeah, that's how I am. The only problem is, when I do get sick, it makes up for all those years of not being sick.

You need to be less desperate.