mthor
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You can't even call yourself a beginner until you can ask where the bathroom is, and understand the directions.
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You know that saying, if it walks like a duck talks like a duck
mthor replied to Still Me's topic in Free-For-All
The thought of duck sex is making me kind of queasy. -
You know that saying, if it walks like a duck talks like a duck
mthor replied to Still Me's topic in Free-For-All
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Well, to be honest, I've never cooked domestic rabbits - we used to go hunting for them.
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Hassenpfeffer is really yummy, and it's the only way I've ever had bunny where it didn't feel like I had fuzz on my tongue afterwards.
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https://honest-food.net/hasenpfeffer-recipe-dumplings/
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Anything for a friend.
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Uh, you do know that Puerto Rico is a US territory.
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My five year old grandson has more muscle mass than you do.
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He collects them - hangs them on the wall like doctors and lawyers hang diplomas.
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Ninja'd - I was going to say cellulite.
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A restraining order - again.
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I'm a man, but I can change. If I have to. I guess.
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So? That proves nothing.
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They moved, and didn't leave a forwarding address.
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When you have adult children and have mastered real-life family dynamics, it might be possible to take you seriously. Until then, you're just making noise.
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And exactly how many children have you raised and potty trained?
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Just had a spontaneous love affair with a hot, legal age teen
mthor replied to Zenigundam's topic in Free-For-All
The only way you're going to build a family is by donating to a sperm bank, and even then, I doubt you'd pass the screening process. -
Just had a spontaneous love affair with a hot, legal age teen
mthor replied to Zenigundam's topic in Free-For-All
When did you develop a pregnancy fetish? -
To me, he was a Satanic minion.
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The only one I remember was Teddy Ruxpin (creepy as hell). He was the cause of the only argument that I ever won with my mother-in-law.
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Oh, it's just lovely! And here's a house warming gift.
