Sieg67

I don't remember ever shitting on my balls.

I only find physical keyboards nice when I can fit an entire finger tip on the keys/buttons. Trying to press tiny buttons is frustrating.

I didn't think you'd actually use that picture as an avatar. That's great.

Ever have durian fruit? That shit will make you burp. Not only that but every one of them will smell awful and it'll be hilarious.

I feel it would have been more fitting if Sponges posted this.

I don't know how to post people.

Laundry detergent can give you chemical burn. I splashed a bunch on my knee once and thought it would be fine. It started burning after a few minutes so I went home to get a change of pants.

That's all on Netflix now. They good the good dub and not the shit Hulu had.

You have to ask yourself, "What would our president do." and then don't do that.

Does dish soap and hand soap really need to be two different things? I wash my hands with it once or twice a month. Usually after I get done working on my car or I'm just too lazy to walk to the restroom. What if we can go a step further? Maybe we can use it as body wash. If dish soap is good enough to clean a duckling, it should be good enough to clean my gentlemen bits.

There's a character in Unicorn called Full Frontal.

BUT I DON'T KNOW THAT BITCH.

WHAT YOU MEANT TO SAY IS THANKS FOR TELLING ME HOW TO CORRECTLY SPELL IT.

Headphones.

I think you mean subtle.

Do it.

You should go in and start throwing some chairs around.

Because some people care too much about how strangers see them. I always wondered what happens when somebody is wearing something like this takes somebody home.

I had a retort but Nevermind.

That all gets explained later in the series. I could just tell you but spoilers. Although it's something you could probably guess right now.

COME AT ME AS YOU ARE, BRAH.

I should tell them to put it in a heart shaped box so they'll be forever in debt to my priceless advice.

My headphones can't fit in my pocket.

I suspect his dad paid for his grades.