RainyDayJizz#35

I'm being a petty bitch. Everyone is interrupting my bits!

Believe it or not I am pretty used to people calling me crazy at this point. Even though my handcuffs have always been applied loosely and every psychiatrist just asks how I'm doing lately.

I feel as though I am nothing but an empty cookie jar within the depths of my soul.

Quick grab your scroll bar

Hey I'm pretty sure I was never mean to you! Way to go public about disliking me, feh.

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU INANIMATE POLE. SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUTTHEFUCKUP

I like how K_N is like, "I build this place, that's the extent I want to deal with you people."

Make sure to @ him a lot too.

I am so happy to know there are more people that are not afraid to be retarded in public. The looks people gave me when referring to The Running Man as a documentary were too much to deal with and I would start laughing halfway through what I was saying. Not sure if I ever told this story, so my sister had the quintessential 21 year old wedding. Courthouse on Thursday, keg in a bar on Saturday. I took a beer outside to smoke with and be away from most noise, and a waitress went around asking who I was and no one knew who she was talking about. So she comes up to me when I go to get another beer and asks if I'm with the party, and I say no. So she says she needs to take my beer from me and my aunt starts laughing and saying I'm not with them in the joking way where she immediately corrects it and says I'm fine. And I was so annoyed because I wanted to stretch that into a ten minute argument about why I deserve free beer and then call my sister over and tell her to look at our faces. I could have created a much better story than this one she forced to exist. The waitress would have told the story for days at least.

Thank you so much for reminding me how much fun I had referring to every movie as a documentary. I did it in real life for like three months.

Idk how people can appreciate balls but god bless every one of them.

Did waving start from primitive people that didn't want to bother with others, or does it predate language?

I just vomited so I think I'm good.

God damn you I'm rewatching this and I'm an inch away from plugging in my N64 to make sure it's a reskinned Mario. So few people are going to do anything other than reskin a 3d map.

So it isn't just me! A happy birthday beer, please.

I don't know what kind of loon would make such a ridiculous rom hack. I'll have to investigate for the greater good.

Is it any coincidence the last Blockbuster is in Portland? I hope everyone is ready for 2$ Tuesdays in the United States of Blockbuster Video.

Why were we colonized by British instead of the Spanish? It seems like every country they went to the Spanish had sex with the local population until they became a part of it. Sounds much more pleasant than American history.

It will be a controversial statement due to simply wishing painful death on anyone but when the group is considered why do people care? These people want a white world, which means killing most of the planet. And I have the same argument t against this I always do, Colombian women.

I dunno, I on pornhub's hot videos I saw a preview of some guy with a cock ring on POV with his wife's face rubbing on his dick while she was clearly getting plowed from behind, even though you couldn't see the other dude. If he wasn't enjoying it sexually i guess that's what the cock ring is for. I can't even fathom what goes into going there. But grown men live as babies, so wtf.

Damn, I thought I was gonna get a chance to call him CraptorPat.

Sure you can, she just worked at a restaurant I would frequent. Don't live in that neighborhood anymore.

The body swap episode of the Tick has dozens. Like when Tung Tung gets a piece of cheese, or Aurthur in Tung Tung's body, the scientist's missing body with a herd of zebras. Great episode. https://youtu.be/MngYvNIZuE8

Happy birthday!