RainyDayJizz#35

I just find it funny to be called 12 because that's the age I tell people I feel usually. And how I name characters now has been extremely juvenile for years. Also I never really watched Spongebob. Boo did and I liked it but I have no real drive to watch many things anymore, I'd rather listen like a Packard.

Someone was gonna pay me 30k to marry their cousin, I was gonna do it but she chickened out and I didn't press her. I'm not dying to have a fake marriage.

😄 If you can tell me something bad about being 12 I'd like to hear it. I really don't care what things are named, it's why my DQS character changed from Harte to Farte. I coulda left it Harte but Farte was right there.

I suck at naming things so they kept getting names like Fuckface and AssGoblin. I named Ganon's horse Cocksmash, that thing is a beast.

I have to reevaluate my assment here because this might be the best game intro I've ever seen.

Isn't choosing my diet what I do every day?

Well the next time you say "fuck you I'm eating three and becoming one with the floor."

Oh god I was just having a conversation about promising to be fucked to death by a horse. Don't ask why this is a regular topic in my life, it would be better if I actually fucked horses probably.

I always feel like that.

If you smoke a lot you may need to eat more. I like two gummies for a pretty relaxed edible experience. If you know the THC content in your edibles that's 20 g in what I eat. The first time I tried edibles we just put an oz of decent reg in with the batch and split them all between us. I probably had two brownies and caught the body high. Did you not ever have that impetus of trying more of the drugs because they aren't working? Good on you for that I suppose.

And this train just hit. Wheeeeee! I am about to wreck some bullet hell after I warm up with Mario Maker 2 speedruns.

Beer and burritos.

Ah yes, au jus. But why replace just for no reason, other than I can type faster than the phone can feel? If dildonics isn't in my phone yet it is now dammit.

Well I hope you're getting paid there.

No idea how or when this happened but when I get a new phone I hope the dictionary is not imported.

Same here but I live in a "this place is just lovely" tourist attraction town.

I was gonna come in and wonder what has been created in the last 20 years but this was actually all I needed.

IF ONLY A WOMAN COULD FUCKING ACT RIGHT! I'm sorry, I meant to say if only I had some damn self-control.

Hah, I prefer outside. I should stop, but it's easier when someone makes me stop.

And it comes as a wrap so you can fuck it if you want.

Oh hai Mark, wb.

Playing Mario Maker. Shit is fun.

I agree. Cookies always show up eventually.