RainyDayJizz#35

The rules of the cat is they are not allowed to nose around human food on their own. Otherwise I've seen cats do backflips for fun and that shit is cool. They may request human food in an appropriate way.

Are you talking about the carb? Lol. Sucks about the beetus dude, when you develop it you can get out of it but it takes real work. You trained your body a certain way and now you gotta retrain it. Not like what socks had, jez always brings her up. She thought something was going on between us but I never really thought about how socks and I seemed together. We just got along immediately. Not on the boards though, she was indifferent to me for like six months.

What the fuck does the title of this thread mean?

Yeah I think I'm done with new consoles, new video games just don't hold me that much. It's like the direction Konami went. Games are in the business of making money instead of being a fun idea you have the means to bring to people, and all of that is available on steam if it's on a console it seems. I dunno, I think I'm just going to be beating the games I kept picking up over the years.

Man, if you remember that thing as broken it's cause you found it later. I was mad I lost that pipe, I didnt even mind cleaning the trunk. When there wasn't any weed in it you could set it on its feet to just be cool. Was that when I brought my Dreamcast over? I remember you took some pill and I told people on the boards you took 30 or something. I'm trying to think of what all we were doing hanging out, was it just getting wasted and bullshitting? Lol

Do you have any idea how much cocaine I need to think you're all normal?

Ah, this old nonsense. Oh shit, I have awesome food I can eat. Only the lonely! Have time to talk like this. I have no recollection of the rhythm of that song.

That's more than just a pet then, isn't it?

And you know, I'll do what I need to do to live the life I have. The weather here is very comfortable.

Maybe we get to see the midwest jungle in our lifetimes. You know I get to see every snowstorm heading your way? The majority of them at least.

Hey, listen. Their shells are crunchy and full of nutrients.

*saunters through the middle of everyone*

Not many cats act like that, but I know I'm a troublesome sleeper because when I hit the bed the cat goes somewhere else to lay down. So kittens may find my sleep scary.

You eat the worst things.

If you had that would be a whole different can of worms because they were all shut down by '92 at the latest. How's the sweaty summer asscrack of America these days, brotato?

Is this your nickname at gay bathhouses or something?

I've been trying to manipulate this thing into a conversation. Whether or not it's working I have no idea but it's interesting.

*cat people smirking* Kittens really don't give a shit at night though, if they're unruly they jump on your face.

If your floor is carpeted hold the laser down against it so she can see the whole beam. After I did that my cat was always figure eighting my legs when we played laser games, and she stared at me like an idiot when I would do ridiculous things. Maybe she liked it cause it gave her better aim? Who knows.

Well, yeah. But...butt.

Happy birthday to mthor and others unnamed and even CountFrylock! My phone corrected your name to mother, that would have been weird.

I'm pretty sure every animal that can be referred to as a cub is fucking awesome.