RainyDayJizz#35

SPOOOOOOOON!

And it throws ninja stars but those are just dicks too. It's probably good I never learned about programming.

I've heard of Second Life, it's funny that people made horses in it. Is it possible to create a giant penis that walks with its balls there?

Lol, it's a board game I play sometimes. It's about as D&D as I get without eventually inventing a character that's a giant penis so I can talk about balls all the time to annoy people.

No in Talisman. The Mystic gives handjobs there if you roll a one or two.

I know that place!

My hearing is going from constant abuse and I'm starting to enjoy not hearing some of the shit people have to say. If it's not important they won't clarify. Some old man walking by the other day commented about the number of Fords. Who fucking cares? All you wanted to do is make noise at me because you're lonely. Go fuck Henry Ford's bones and have a 4x4 tough day. Leave me the fuck alone with idle commentary.

Good advice.

Yeah, there's online play. Haven't done it but it's there. I was always a me against the world kind of guy though. There are a couple games I like simply for aesthetic these days, I'm appreciating the art of game making in different ways now. I'm finding out I'm A big music guy and top down twin stick shooters are dominating that area. I will present Neurovoider and Jydge as examples. A guy I work with follows hip hop cause he likes the era where rap told a story, and he heard a song from Jydge and said "That's a video game?" Also I love shooters. Even if I'm garbage with the mechanics I'll have all kinds of fun dying to learn them. And then art style can get me too. Sundered is one of the prettiest games I can remember playing in a while. Dragon Quest 10, was it 11?, was a beautiful game all around. The Tokyo Orchestra did the music and Akira Toriyama did the character models. It was impossible for it to not be fun. I like seeing originality injected into the same tired genres, because I think we're stuck with them. Unless you were looking forward to the next installment of Grand Theft Final Breath of the Wild Far Creed XVII. I miss Sega having creative freedom so much, and miss how they let Treasure survive. Omg, lol. I farmed deuterium on nine planets to build death stars to defend myself from raiders! Fuck that fantasy world. I'm a general in playtime, not a drone.

I like to play new games though. Old ones are good for playing a game you know.

This game doesn't fuck you too much with the drop rate, and I like to roll with certain guns a while and save for good upgrades. The drop rate bugs you to the extent that you could have had far more effective guns two levels ago. So roll with shit until you've unlocked fun, n00b.

You craft your guns and knives outside of missions.

I get that. I like figuring out what weapon to bring to the party. And how to not be too heavy for the jumps needed.

An action game is more boring than an RPG? I get how RPGs are engaging, but I need some action usually. RPGs are like light gaming for me. Something for when I'm in the mood for long plays or really drunk.

Yes, and it's on everything. If you like Metal Slug buy it. And if you don't like Metal Slug, buy it.

I need to be fully awake at this stage in the game. I could have played earlier missions but then I wouldn't get the temple music.

I'm considering the value between sex to release aggression and trying to neutralize the aggression and I honestly can't find a way one is better than another, it's about where you are as a person. If you need aggressive sex and really want to get it there's nothing wrong with releasing it that way. I release tons of aggression in traffic just because. Just in my car though, I rarely feel like letting someone know they're an ass. We're just brain monkeys and hitting things or yelling at them feels good. Good releases of agression are great in a controlled fashion. Consensual aggressive sex is a fantastic release.

But they're all dead now, so what does that tell you.

Oh shit, this guy. I remember you.

Oh god that's right, fetishists. I forgot there was a guy that wouldn't stop fucking his neighbor's car.

Well someone has to. And ghostrek is blue balling everyone with his nudes. But like Patrick Swayze in ghost, right?

What the hell are you people doing in Toonami?

I used to leave this open on my computer and listen a while. That sparks_, what a guy.

Now, we must kill the internet and return it to its former glory of cat memes and knowing the other person is laughing when you're mean to them.