RainyDayJizz#35

Like your mouth?

Not a bit!

I'm not sure if I ever run out of fucks to give. One of these days I'll find out.

Vaginas are good, mouths are my favorite. Even toothy blowjobs aren't awful unless they try to go fast. I dunno what it's like for some of you dudes, I've always had options.

I keep following this penis around every day. I'm not entirely sure why.

Often followed by wench.

This reminds me of when kids would tell you to hold your tongue and say I live on a ship full of apples.

Your dog looks like it's constantly being beaten.

I'd always get drunk and make way too much spaghetti.

I'll do it for $475,000.

My sister's kids are awesome and I had a great time when I visited them. They're a nice blend of old and new school thinking.

Why not? She's talked me into it and I'm happy with it. When she told me she might be pregnant I surprised myself and got excited

I seem to remember daddy.

Maybe. Not entirely sure yet.

Like your mouth?

And everything there is for sale through online transaction?

So people in this world still use catalogs. Is there anything from after 1973 in your house?

I'm six feet tall and 31" is about where I'm at.

This is interesting because I know how the program is supposed to work. At the first question the program was supposed to make an association between how you are feeling and what you wanted to talk about. Your next response threw it for a loop so it tried to reiterate and find a place to go. The "We were discussing you, not me" line was the first attempt at recovery to protocol. From then on it tried to keep you from referring to it and to start talking about yourself. That's actually pretty cool. With this program you're supposed to treat it properly and answer the questions directly. Talking to it otherwise puts it into a mode that tries to find the way back to its function.

Annoying posts really are one of the best ways to troll a thread.

You know you want to put your innermost fears and secrets on a phone app. Come on, who's gonna find any use for it?

Hah, that makes that character a little bit funnier.

The Russian spies are doing their job well. Continue supplying all your personal thoughts to the Mother Land so they might use more effective social engineering and make these filthy Americans something the Russians can be proud of.