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I blocked out the whole day for my cpa. I need a shower and a shave but honestly, he needs to smell my frustration.

Sounds like a Geico comercial, love it.

Discharge

He's going bald and I still have all my hair and that whole "we look nothing alike thing." Other than that, sure.

Twins run on both sides of my family and both sides of my wifes family. I was sweating bullets when she got pregnant. My twin looks and acts nothing like me. I haven't ever heard the low pregnancy equals twins thing. I know the pics of my mom were crazy. She looked like she was carrying a small elephant.

Less than a minute for my twin and three years for my sister.

Eh, it was just a thought that popped into my mind. What about Proactive Hymen.

2 dollar whores

Yeast hole

Is that a real shirt?

Works. Chokeson dick.

Meat harness, whore mouths.

I like it. Carnal Cunts.

Sex toy names should have its own thread. Is Stink Fist a band name? Should be.

I had a telemarketer call me a racist and a few other choice words when I told him I couldn't understand his super thick accent.

Happy birthday dude.

Vaginal thrusts.

Would be a good name for an all female punk band.

It did play, all 2 pixels.

What 1990 flip phone did you film that with?

Their hate doesn't bother me. Being a mod was a job. I've grown a very thick skin for numerous reasons, mod being the least of it. I just think if you take away the zenis and packards all thats left here is the mochis and that one self loathing dude who will never get laid.

I already dislike upvoting and leaderboards. Nothing in my mind warrants down voting. I also don't mind the bickering. I think this folder needs both the fart joke posts and the occasional something serious, even if you guy's troll the target mercilessly.

I did this 8 years ago.

I've read studies where they suggest sex helps alleviate some of the pain from headaches. More specific orgasm does. I can honestly say it's never worked for me. My wife says it has helped her. I think it's really just the type of headache. I doubt a sinus headache would be helped.