crackymckrackin

Less than a minute for my twin and three years for my sister.

Eh, it was just a thought that popped into my mind. What about Proactive Hymen.

2 dollar whores

Yeast hole

Is that a real shirt?

Works. Chokeson dick.

Meat harness, whore mouths.

I like it. Carnal Cunts.

Sex toy names should have its own thread. Is Stink Fist a band name? Should be.

I had a telemarketer call me a racist and a few other choice words when I told him I couldn't understand his super thick accent.

Happy birthday dude.

Vaginal thrusts.

Would be a good name for an all female punk band.

It did play, all 2 pixels.

What 1990 flip phone did you film that with?

Their hate doesn't bother me. Being a mod was a job. I've grown a very thick skin for numerous reasons, mod being the least of it. I just think if you take away the zenis and packards all thats left here is the mochis and that one self loathing dude who will never get laid.

I already dislike upvoting and leaderboards. Nothing in my mind warrants down voting. I also don't mind the bickering. I think this folder needs both the fart joke posts and the occasional something serious, even if you guy's troll the target mercilessly.

I did this 8 years ago.

I've read studies where they suggest sex helps alleviate some of the pain from headaches. More specific orgasm does. I can honestly say it's never worked for me. My wife says it has helped her. I think it's really just the type of headache. I doubt a sinus headache would be helped.

Seamen has protein, hit up ole lb. He can hook you up.

Less than a year, it's all hormones. More than a year and you still don't mind hanging out.... It's "love".

Sweaty boob rash.

I would but I like metal work so much more.

I learned to crochet when i was a kid. I've forgotten all of it now.