Still Me

i live near the asian community and there is this super store they have...and its this crazy awesome place with hella good prices...and thanks to them... ive become addicted to takoyaki.....

brownie sundae

yeah I suppose your right..and if she gets pregnant she gets to clean up the mess and you get to be the deadbeat

renegade for life

i have super sensitive skin...like I can eat tomatoes but if the juice touches my skin I break out in hives....or if I touch a fake Christmas tree....some lotions....what's bad is my right forearm is cover in tattoos and I can't see the rash but all the lines will bubble up and become itchy

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naw i like turkey burgers

hey...that's only 3% of their business....so they say

ah super std's....

might wanna get a penicillin shot

teriyaki marinaded beef shank steak cut into thin strips (marinated for 2 days), sauteed with green pepper and white vidalia onion, over jasmine rice

yeah but little boys who jack it in a sock arent exactly the cleanest bunch

women just make it messier

thats not true....you pick that up and its stiff as a board

of men masturbating into socks...

hmmmm i wouldnt exactly call that 'underboob'...more like second hemisphere...lower cleavage.......the apex of gravity......only cause underboob is warm as fuck....and its where a girl will sweat first...

how is underboob attractive?

i only like strawberry ice cream with sprite.....best float after the rootbeer

i have a cat....and i love her....but i still want a pembroke welch corgi