Still Me

Odobenus rosmarus is the walruses scientific name and its Latin for "tooth-walking sea-horse"

it is jizz.....of the angels

meeee too

i gave up redbull....but thats not the question is it......

oh so you have a small dick

there is no such thing as a dick with talent.....cause in the end its just a an appendage that will eventually stop working correctly, then their will be a pharmacy bill of $365 for 3 tablets of viagra that will barely get it hard enough to properly take a piss......

i never asked to see your pants....i personally dont wish to see anything remotely close to your dick

no.....no.....no.............................no

love thy phone and you shall never drop it

tl;dw

see thats not 'cool'.....otter boxes piffft.....ive never had an otter box and ive never broken my phones

yeah all my condiments (aside from maple syrup) is in the fridge....but doesnt it say 'refrigerate after opening'?

unless its lame...

nobody wants to give you tongue

my mother is manic depressive and bipolar....and to this day she says she's fine

yeah I don't really eat breakfast often...when I make LB and I breakfast it's really around noon...but in a normal day I skip breakfast, have a 1/4 cup of unsalted almonds for lunch, then eat dinner

you didnt know that? its kinda pricey too

its not hard....i mean...doesnt everyone have a smart phone

then take one....i legit just took that

i feel bad for you son

so is my soul but you dont see me crying

kinda makes me feel old reminiscing about ir

im on my phone....but ok

for what? To buy a better fucking life?