Still Me

im putting on my makeup and my boss calls me...he's like "hey you know that guy that only works one day every other week? Yeah he called in...can you come in an hour later?".....but I'm already up......I've already caked my face in paste not found in nature......... .

oh man one of my coworkers makes the best gumbo....gotta love texas

aaaah ok...i really miss it....the amish near where i lived had a market and you could buy deer, rabbit, squirrel, pheasant...and my mother dated a guy that would give us boar and moose.....i miss game

oh i was wondering when youd......come.......

with tho scars....her career is over...

really? i wasnt sure how frying would take considering how lean it is....

horsey

when i lived in NY i used to make stew with it

then you wouldn't be able to vote... :D j/k but seriously...it's a basic right protected by the federal government....so good luck repealing that shit

someone always get bitten...and hides it....every fucking time

action? You trying to get some bowling poon?

ive never had that happen...I always make my dinner plan intentions clear....like "hey come over this Saturday! Let's hang and I'll cook us dinner"....or "hey I'm sorry I'm running late but I was super hungry...I'm at TB you want a taco?"

bruce Willis

i don't know i think it's a luck thing...some get away some don't

na I don't think all spiders do....praying mantis's do

meow

you wanna know why fat girls don't wear chokers? Cause you wouldn't be able to see it in all dem folds

what a weird name for a bowling ball

i keep trying but to no vail....some people just wanna be mad to be mad

naw it ain't him

im not sure which weight I use....but I'm a girl so.....

its kinda funny....but becoming sad

i would eat the hell out of that...but would that be cannibalism?

oh he does....but he gets pissed off cause whenever he tries to get you to play youre AFK

no you cant....you can only buy ONE thing