Still Me

love thy phone and you shall never drop it

tl;dw

see thats not 'cool'.....otter boxes piffft.....ive never had an otter box and ive never broken my phones

yeah all my condiments (aside from maple syrup) is in the fridge....but doesnt it say 'refrigerate after opening'?

unless its lame...

nobody wants to give you tongue

my mother is manic depressive and bipolar....and to this day she says she's fine

yeah I don't really eat breakfast often...when I make LB and I breakfast it's really around noon...but in a normal day I skip breakfast, have a 1/4 cup of unsalted almonds for lunch, then eat dinner

you didnt know that? its kinda pricey too

its not hard....i mean...doesnt everyone have a smart phone

then take one....i legit just took that

i feel bad for you son

so is my soul but you dont see me crying

kinda makes me feel old reminiscing about ir

im on my phone....but ok

for what? To buy a better fucking life?

ive gotten my redbull addiction down to a Pepsi one

shit I can't either....last night we were at this Asian market called H mart...and I talked him into some flank steak I could marinade in teriyaki...but I wanted to get some veggies like peppers and bok choy and do like a stir fry over white rice with it....fuckin nope...he agreed to meat....that's it

HA....I don't know what's more shameful....that or the guy that got beat up by Richard Simmons

yeah....I try to get him to eat healthy but I can't...but I can't be held responsible for that....

i don't know who that is....but in related news...Kevin hart is getting annoying

dude I forget people all the time....I got adult shit to worry about and if they aren't directly involved in that...poof gone...it's not because I'm trying to be rude....I just legitimately can't retain that much pointlessness.....sorta how my PMs are filled with this guy (who I didn't remember mind you) who is pissed off about something I did ten years ago....how the fuck am I suppose to remember that? Or why the fuck have you been harboring it for ten years? Just get over it ya know?.....w/e but you see my point?

still dont see it as a badge of honor love...more like the troth of shame

i can barely eat ten...i start to get sick of them at about 8