Still Me

why are you sad? im not...i am unable to muster the faintest shit

menstruation men-rootofallevilihopeyoudieiwantchocolatethistrashbagfloatinginthewindisarepresentationofmylifeimgoingtogohomeandcryforanhour

sad for whom?

i raise my cup of pepsi

bad enough where someone died and i didnt bother to show up to the funeral.....cause theyre already dead to me

yeah they are pretty white trash....i dont have their contact info tho....i dont speak to them

i has no liquor....

omg i love starbucks so much....venti peppermint mocha latte soy no whip.....or venti green tea frappe soy no whip

cause ya'll SUCK....lol

hey, ho, someone called the 5-0

if you like what you do now and it makes you happy...then don't change course...you don't want to get into a job that you dread going to everyday....I mean I like what I do now...and I'm ok with that...I'm not aspiring to be a pharmacist, I like more hands on and I like talking to customers....I feel more mobile....so don't change anything if you're not 100% sure you're going to be happy.

i like the first post I make on a page...cause I get to see vegeta punch goku in the face...I love me my vegeta

what would you be? If L_B was an animal he would be an octopus...cause anytime I touch his belly (where he's super ticklish) his defense mechanism is to fart...and as I'm gasping for air he runs away

i got lox and bagels on my mind

i miss our late night chats when nobody else was on TC...I think I still have all the Facebook messages too

i just watched that not long ago on Netflix....it wasn't as cool as I remembered it

as much as it bothers me to come in and see nothing but Zeni threads...I usually just ignore them...I personally thinks a bad idea to fixate on one person regarding something that really doesn't directly impact you. Is he annoying? Yes...do I think he should move on and talk about something else for a change? Yes...do I think he continues to do this only to keep himself board relevant? Yes...but do you need to get over it? Yep

YOU DONT HAVE TO "KNOW" HER YOU CAN SMELL HER

what? youve never had a cannoli?

what i meant to say was teach that bitch how to BATHE

he brought me my favorite treat...cause he felt bad I had to deal with smelly girl today

you know that...I know that...not the point here

no...please.....don't leave me

i love him too much to subject him to that smell