Still Me

im on my phone....but ok

for what? To buy a better fucking life?

ive gotten my redbull addiction down to a Pepsi one

shit I can't either....last night we were at this Asian market called H mart...and I talked him into some flank steak I could marinade in teriyaki...but I wanted to get some veggies like peppers and bok choy and do like a stir fry over white rice with it....fuckin nope...he agreed to meat....that's it

HA....I don't know what's more shameful....that or the guy that got beat up by Richard Simmons

yeah....I try to get him to eat healthy but I can't...but I can't be held responsible for that....

i don't know who that is....but in related news...Kevin hart is getting annoying

dude I forget people all the time....I got adult shit to worry about and if they aren't directly involved in that...poof gone...it's not because I'm trying to be rude....I just legitimately can't retain that much pointlessness.....sorta how my PMs are filled with this guy (who I didn't remember mind you) who is pissed off about something I did ten years ago....how the fuck am I suppose to remember that? Or why the fuck have you been harboring it for ten years? Just get over it ya know?.....w/e but you see my point?

still dont see it as a badge of honor love...more like the troth of shame

i can barely eat ten...i start to get sick of them at about 8

thats what i fuckin said.....well the nuggets are gone......and so are the two orders of fries....

and my significant other is looking at it like a challenge to his manhood.....i keep telling him there is no way he can eat all that....and here he sits....just starting on his second box of 20....

i wont be poor thursday...come friday....poor

ok...but if it starts it itch you might need to go see a doctor

my aren't you astute

yeah asshole I was gonna ask how that went but fuck it now

no I had to go in later because there needed to be coverage for the next shift

didnt you lose your toe?

oh mine detaches...from the wall....cause it suction cups....and I keep it in a drawer....

na....I'm in Texas...it's already warm...I wanna go back and visit NY

you were born to be a murderer

being screamed at by patients is wearing me thin...I'm tired of people getting mad at me for their deductibles....mother fucked you signed up for the plan, did you not read it had a 15,000 deductible?....

im putting on my makeup and my boss calls me...he's like "hey you know that guy that only works one day every other week? Yeah he called in...can you come in an hour later?".....but I'm already up......I've already caked my face in paste not found in nature......... .

oh man one of my coworkers makes the best gumbo....gotta love texas