Still Me

tru dat

na I can hear y'all from the next room

its the best, around...gonna get a medal to keep it down

gonna stay home with bee...make lasagna....prepare for the hell on Monday...

i always get gift cards...it's so fuckin impersonal...it's like you know who I am...at least pretend to try

its tradition

no no no...read my dick

magic and dicks....but mostly dicks

i honestly tried it on a fluke...fell in love with it

im still me...and people hate me...and I find it funny

to turkey burgers....this place called "grub" makes the best fucking turkey burgers

MAH DIIIIIICK

its a beautiful tribute...it's nice to see more of his vocal range tho

still above ground...so good I suppose

it is cute...we should make a competition to subtitle it

we talking about the state? Cause yeah I can attest to that...I used to live not far from Syracuse and nothing ever got fucking done

im at 72

i paid about the same on mine too...plus I bought a new car this year...so I get the tax back on that too

its rare nowadays

some people don't have the gift of gab

yeah my work is doing one too but they drew names like last fucking week....I ain't got no time fo that....so I decided not to do it...besides I made thanksgiving dinner for all those fat fucks so they should be getting me something regardless...not to mention I offered to cook for Christmas too and they were like "naw management got it"...I'm gonna be livid if they order papa johns...home cooked food vs fuckin wanna be dog shit....sorry....I'm just stressed out.../rant

0-3 x week

QUICK! To the internet..

im a white woman but I like my snow a little dirty if you catch my drift

drunk me likes going to subway and making suggestive comments about 'foot longs'