Still Me

its rare nowadays

some people don't have the gift of gab

yeah my work is doing one too but they drew names like last fucking week....I ain't got no time fo that....so I decided not to do it...besides I made thanksgiving dinner for all those fat fucks so they should be getting me something regardless...not to mention I offered to cook for Christmas too and they were like "naw management got it"...I'm gonna be livid if they order papa johns...home cooked food vs fuckin wanna be dog shit....sorry....I'm just stressed out.../rant

0-3 x week

QUICK! To the internet..

im a white woman but I like my snow a little dirty if you catch my drift

drunk me likes going to subway and making suggestive comments about 'foot longs'

its sunday.....and i work tomorrow

i was talking about zeni.....but sure yeah i can see that

my competition is bacon...and I've been losing that battle for....3...3 years....plus side was I found out that tits can't be the answer to every question...my poor dejected boobies

its damn near 70 right now

hes a sad...sad lonely man...? Man boy? Man child?

shit that's flock of seagulls right there...I mean come on...you're gonna look at that and not say the man bun is the dumbest fucking thing in this generation?

dear god are they tone-deaf?

about replies to threads they haven't posted in? I am and Jesus Christ my screen lights up like a color blinds Christmas

wtf nobody has said limon or dill pickle....y'all asses

yeah....but thats been around forever....have you seriously never seen office space?

sooooo.....fail?

im not sure how this is insulting...

i get songs stuck in my head for weeks....but i never really lose sleep over it....i go to sleep singing it, then in the morning i get up singing it....enjoy my current frustration

fuckin evergreen, balsam, mahogany balsam....PINE TREES...I just bought one of each kind at bath and body works...in each the candles, oil decanters, and car scents....fml FUCKIN TREEEEEZZZZ

yeah I was kinda bummed it was over when I came home today

04 og motha fucka in hurr..

i regret not sending my mother to jail...and blindly believing what bullshit stories she used to tell me....