Still Me

Contemplate why I’m awake and if my job is worth it...

That’s not much bacon....I think at any given time LB has 40-60 dollars worth of bacon in the house.... trust me...it doesn’t thrill me either ?

I made a sammich

I’m in udder disbelief

No I don’t....although I would suggest not instigating

ZZZZZZzzzzz....

Best Valentine’s Day ever

Nope...too much poo the gas can’t leak out

I’d like to say my cat loves me....but I think she’s plotting my murder.... LB loves me tho...

Not mad....just need to vent....

GO GET ME CRAYONS!!!

You ate a bucket full of onions?

He’s older, wiser, hairier.....I’d still tap that....

Yeah that’s LBs game of choice....mine is he’s getting me the stone collection (?)...it comes with statues n’shit

No...it’s ok...

Don’t get excited....I woke up thinking about my friend...I’m trying to go back to sleep

It’s ok...I have a coupon for another one

Boop

I know...thank you

I have left over pot roast....?

Why would one choose to be a janitor?

She was my friend, she loved to hang out with LB and I...we would take her to dinner...she made some damn good gumbo.... lol she used to use LB as her pack mule...she would go to costco and get big cases of water...and make him carry them up 3 flights of stairs.... whenever I would go to buy stuff like...trash bags, gift bags, wrapping paper, ect...she’d be like “don’t waste you’re money on that shit, I got plenty of that I bought it on clearance...you can have it” and for every employee that had a baby she would cross stitch a custom baby banner....

We’ve been told it’s of natural causes.... she had no one...I mean she has sisters...but if she didn’t have people who cared about her at our store how long would it have gone before anyone noticed? Or...she worked Saturday night...so when did she pass? Saturday night? Sunday? This morning?....