Still Me

Man a friend of mine bought a brand new car, and that very weekend we had a really bad storm with hail. My car got fucked and so did hers...I found someone who fixed it fast and cheap and did it on a weekend that I didn’t have to work....hers...she took to the dealer and they had it for a month...and the damage was so extensive that it cost $15,000...

I wrecked a car 2 years ago....trust me...I KNOW....

There is no “try”....I am verbally offensive

I was referring to myself

^ #1 fuckface

Gotta love the placebo effect

Hey....hey....

I think that’s like brand new....pissed I missed it

So it’s a potentially deadly day?

I don’t know...they may or may not catch it...if they do they’ll take it out of your tax return...kinda like student loans...if you don’t pay they take your tax return

The MOST attractive? Oh gawd....it took me all night to answer this...and I’m gonna give you no explanation....other than his name is katsu

Aw I’m glad...complements are rare for me...then again that warm feeling could be just from the fire...that allegedly...I may or may not have set

I’d pee on you if you were on fire...

He has 3 weeks to find a location willing to take him

BING BING BING

Someone desperate...

and now...we pray

God I hope not...my pharmacy is full of women...aside from the pharmacists...their men...

Yeah...well he’s leaving so....woo....I guess

Shut the fuck up mochi

It’s not like that...there isn’t really a teacher...it’s a work place thing...best you can do is report to HR ...but the manager is handling it so w/e

We did...see sexual harassment panda

Well it was his own nipple....but the reaching in her shirt was assault

Yeah funny or not it’s still not ok...kinda like the rubbing of a nipple....it’s funny...but not ok