Still Me

She died....omg....omg

she was supposed to open the store at 8:00...we couldn’t get ahold of her so I went over to her apartment and called and called...beat on the door...was there twice....her car was in the lot....so I called the non emergency line and asked for a wellness check.... and I left cause I had to be to work...well a few hours later my manager comes to get me and says that he called back for an update...and they said that they did find her in the apartment...but they couldn’t tell us anything cause we weren’t next of kin...and they asked for her emergency contact info.... im devastated... please let it be anything other than death...she’s not even 50....

No that’s my dick....

Not surprising....with the magnitude of your delusions of grandeur....you should be institutionalized

Man get steak on flatbread, with onions, Swiss, tomatoes, s&p...with some siracha and chipotle...

Aw see that’s sad...if I deserve soft plush things then so does she....I mean if I’m gonna have an animal I’m gonna spoil it...you shouldn’t have an animal if you can’t afford to spoil it with accessories

Yeah...need some pet bed pillows n shit

That’s cruel

Aw jelly...I haven’t committed to it yet

Allllll of it

It does lots of things...

Yes

Chestlloons

Negative...it helps regulate serotonin in the brain which can help with depression, anxiety....ect...well it can help with insomnia but it does lots more....

now I’m super jelly...

I have some honor fugg...

Am I the only one bothered by the lipstick on this bitches teeth?

oh yeah and fugg...if you look up the return address....it’s a strip club...

Just now? Damn that was sent forever ago.. It stands for homeowners association and they place regulations and requirements on houses in certain communities...and if you don’t meet them, regardless if your home is 100% owned by you, they can forclose on your home.......they can fine you for any infraction and I honestly thought it was only done in states with no state tax but I could be wrong

I fuckin HATE Trader Joe’s

That’s cause you’re too focused on your 2 HOAs

Ya know I’ve never been inside one....I did love wegmans when I lived in NY...the people were always super sweet

Dont look now still mes got her tits out....