Still Me

All thread blow...

Wait....got me some hydrocortisone....

Yeah and when I piss, I piss upwards...

Yeah...Sorry...no party for you today

Amoxicillin....well all cillins but that one is the worst....it’s my fault tho...I can mix the stuff but I can’t open the seal...cause the powder tend to fly....well everyone was busy and I thought....na I got this....and I was ok for a lil bit....then I started to itch...and someone said “omg what’s on your neck”....hives

cause I had an allergic reaction and was covered in hives.... im so itchy.....

3 years in culinary school has made me hate frosting.....good for you tho...have fun

Vacuuming my carpet for the first time since the flood

Aw man...what ever happened to them....they had some good songs....my favorite is all over you.... LAAAAY ME DOWN....

Yeah I thought it was pretty.... spin into pat....then just say fuck it, grab some beers, and watch other idiots lose it on the highway

It will come.....it will

This is not true...I deal with patients all the time that were born in the 30’s

and sleeting.....the trees are pretty tho....covered in ice....?

Oh well then that’s good....I still think regular switches would be better....or dimmer switches...DIMMER SWITCHES

Hey....he never requested brains....just lips, legs, breasts, and ass....between the ages of 21-30.....

What scares me is wiring that hasn’t been updated since then...that can’t be good...that also mean you have asbestos right?

Well that’s balls isn’t it

ZENI’S IN HIS COUSINS VAGINA!?!?.... i... i... i need to sleep.....

Is it your tax bracket?

I think the oldest thing in our apartment is the dishwasher....it’s from the early 70’s....and it’s about to be replaced...WOOOOOOOOO

What a chode

I BROUGHT IT INTO THIS WORLD AND JUST LIKE EVERYONE IN ALABAMA...I CAN FUCK IT

Justifiably bitter?

Oh god no....LB makes me make Mac n cheese....but I like green beans and mashed potatoes...or you can do a sweet potato purée and peas....I made corn chutney and mashed cauliflower once....