Why...why would you go to the big Apple broke? There is this cannoli place in little Italy...there is this BANGIN cheesecake on broadway...and katz....KATZ!!!
Oh god....DO PEOPLE CUM ON THEIR PHONES?!?....two things...1...wouldn’t that cause water damage?....and 2....I’m never touching someone else’s phone ever again
See I’m starting to feel old cause I never really thought it was funny to begin with...all these youngsters with their new fangled fashions....but there is this doughnut shop here that makes a “tide pod” frosted jelly filled doughnut...