Still Me

Don’t get excited....I woke up thinking about my friend...I’m trying to go back to sleep

It’s ok...I have a coupon for another one

Boop

I know...thank you

I have left over pot roast....?

Why would one choose to be a janitor?

She was my friend, she loved to hang out with LB and I...we would take her to dinner...she made some damn good gumbo.... lol she used to use LB as her pack mule...she would go to costco and get big cases of water...and make him carry them up 3 flights of stairs.... whenever I would go to buy stuff like...trash bags, gift bags, wrapping paper, ect...she’d be like “don’t waste you’re money on that shit, I got plenty of that I bought it on clearance...you can have it” and for every employee that had a baby she would cross stitch a custom baby banner....

We’ve been told it’s of natural causes.... she had no one...I mean she has sisters...but if she didn’t have people who cared about her at our store how long would it have gone before anyone noticed? Or...she worked Saturday night...so when did she pass? Saturday night? Sunday? This morning?....

She died....omg....omg

she was supposed to open the store at 8:00...we couldn’t get ahold of her so I went over to her apartment and called and called...beat on the door...was there twice....her car was in the lot....so I called the non emergency line and asked for a wellness check.... and I left cause I had to be to work...well a few hours later my manager comes to get me and says that he called back for an update...and they said that they did find her in the apartment...but they couldn’t tell us anything cause we weren’t next of kin...and they asked for her emergency contact info.... im devastated... please let it be anything other than death...she’s not even 50....

No that’s my dick....

Not surprising....with the magnitude of your delusions of grandeur....you should be institutionalized

Man get steak on flatbread, with onions, Swiss, tomatoes, s&p...with some siracha and chipotle...

Aw see that’s sad...if I deserve soft plush things then so does she....I mean if I’m gonna have an animal I’m gonna spoil it...you shouldn’t have an animal if you can’t afford to spoil it with accessories

Yeah...need some pet bed pillows n shit

That’s cruel

Aw jelly...I haven’t committed to it yet

Allllll of it

It does lots of things...

Yes

Chestlloons

Negative...it helps regulate serotonin in the brain which can help with depression, anxiety....ect...well it can help with insomnia but it does lots more....

now I’m super jelly...