Still Me

Oh well then that’s good....I still think regular switches would be better....or dimmer switches...DIMMER SWITCHES

Hey....he never requested brains....just lips, legs, breasts, and ass....between the ages of 21-30.....

What scares me is wiring that hasn’t been updated since then...that can’t be good...that also mean you have asbestos right?

Well that’s balls isn’t it

ZENI’S IN HIS COUSINS VAGINA!?!?.... i... i... i need to sleep.....

Is it your tax bracket?

I think the oldest thing in our apartment is the dishwasher....it’s from the early 70’s....and it’s about to be replaced...WOOOOOOOOO

What a chode

I BROUGHT IT INTO THIS WORLD AND JUST LIKE EVERYONE IN ALABAMA...I CAN FUCK IT

Justifiably bitter?

Oh god no....LB makes me make Mac n cheese....but I like green beans and mashed potatoes...or you can do a sweet potato purée and peas....I made corn chutney and mashed cauliflower once....

How will your butler be paid?!?!

Sorry it’s hard to drink when I’m super busy at work

No....it’s...well it’s not really mine either...the washer that came with the apartment, the basin broke....and it flooded me and my down stairs neighbor....it was so bad that they ripped out all of the carpet so I’m walking on this gritty ass concrete shit....and I have no washer and it’s getting to the point I have to do laundry....so if I have to go elsewhere, I will not be paying for it

I JUST WANT MY STUFF WHEN I WANT IT

I’m on bottle number 3 so....60ish ounces?

No.....and neither do you.....catch my drift?

I love blackjack......

How often to you play with him? Cause whenever my cats being a butt I tucker her out....then she just loafs...

it’s been a week since the flood and I still have no washing machine or carpet....

LAME

Yet here you are doing it? You felt the need to come after me for a gif....and your not interested in fighting with me? Yeah...about that....

Sometime around when Elle came back...you insisted on calling me “one of the fakest people here”....wasn’t talking to you, didn’t even gratify it with a response.... and my gif wasn’t for a reaction cause honestly I don’t care...I don’t like talking to you because it gets me nowhere...instead you like to play “I’m a big board badass”...which I find thoroughly insufferable

Seriously tho...get him fixed?

YEAH....punk...