LB and I like to fuck with people quite often...he has this shirt with the pyramids on it that says “slavery gets shit done” on it....and I have a shirt with the pilsbury dough boy on it dresses as hitler doing the salute that says “white flour” on it....we were them together....for all the looks....it’s funny as fuck...
so he and I were discussing couples costumes and we came up with this.
He...goes shirtless with torn pants
i go as a naval captain holding a sign that says “Tour the new Americas! Free boat rides”