Still Me

Eerily accurate

Y’all’d’ve fucked up

Took me a bit but i found a picture of me and my brother

Holy fuck...were y’all captured by isis?

Imma fuck the shit outta you....

you dare question the logic of daddy woo woo?

"it looks like shaq's arm palming a basketball" - @Rogue_Alphonse

The last one is called the tombstone because the next thing you get to look forward to is death

I like to put mine in the freezer between washes

Oh yeah....you’re a gonna get raped in prison

I would be talking to the police issuing an arrest for that warrant of yours

i wasnt fucking talking to you chode...piss off beta

that it....im sold....need to hit up the sissy of freemont st.

that laugh....gets a girl everytime....

Yeah but when I’m funny it’s genuine...whereas you’re becoming a try hard

Correction Every.Fucking.Day. and it’s not funny

Yah LB does it on his own too but...the butt wants what the butt wants

And in America...Russian salad colludes with the American one

Tl;dr you rang?

Eh

OMG YOU TOO?!? I ask LB to do that all the time... im like “HEY BEE”... (mumble from the distance) “what?” ”touch my butt” ”why?” ”touch my butt” (grumble grumble...walk into bedroom and proceeds to touch butt) ”thank you” (walks back into living room)

In Russia, salad hates you

faves GO: black olives chick peas tomato cucumber artichoke feta cheese grilled/pesto chicken

I second this motion...especially in contrast to the shoes...makes his feet look like a subway sandwich ad...you know...minus the child molester....or is it?