Still Me

Moist....

Aww disco....I lubs you...there were always 2 people I didn’t fuck with...you and mthor have my respect and I value y’all opinion over many others

I’m a picked scab...crusty exterior but a gooey bloody center

Oh shit....too hard...like mah dick.... uuuuuh.... @DBZ4ever cause way back in the day I used to be able to creep him out by telling him I loved him...still do btw...love u man @midnight cause we seem to click on a nerd basis and I’m lumping disco with you because y’all is a unit... @stilgar because for some fucked up reason I still have a soft spot for you....asshole....

Ftfu

Aboot my dick?

Get a better phone/internet

First time it’s ever happened to me

Ok who broke the buttons?

Suuuush

Run up and scream “IVE LOST MY WEENIS”

I made fists....EAT A FIST

That would be u hombre

Not to mention I’m getting ads for shit near me...I thought they wouldn’t be tracking ads?

Now they are infiltrating the actual posts....

Does it pay well?

Oh i guarantee the most spectacular smegma geodes you will ever see

Forward his shit to “to catch a predator”

Buy them matching jerseys

My dick is rather cumbersome at times...it scares womenz more that it attracts...my balls are the size of Mexico and the ladies call me stretch nuts. I keep it pointed in rogues direction because I like the way he sweetly whispers bedtime stories to my clifford the dog sized head. uncircumcised so that I can make a little bit of coin while people go spelunking. I have to be careful about getting an erection because it could literally boa constrictor the earth in half. I am the earths protector...a true Superman if you will....you’re welcome

I told you in discord I would send you beer...I haven’t done that yet lol sorry I’ll get to doing it...I’ll shoot you a PM when I send it

FAWKIN CUNT

I’m just gonna eat air...

Now you see why my dick keeps poking you in the back of the head...from Texas...as it wraps around the planet once....and ends behind your ear

I am the master of all things signature