Still Me

YEAH....fuckers

Yeah but that fruit cake capital doe

Well I haven’t been using the food money that much...so I figure I can use that food shit for fuel

I sent out an email to the conversion team...but like all good companies...I have heard nothing

A gun

How are u just noticing this? *throws sweaty banana at u*

But....Body builders make me uncomfortable

Thinking a toaster strudel is ‘high society’... now i want a toaster strudel....

Wipe my sweat off on banana? Got it

They be like...look at this fat broad...jiggling over there on that treadmill...makes me sick...now I can’t eat my microwaved omelette

they paid for everything...rental...hotel...flight...gave me a card for business expenses... the company says you get $60 a day for food...and $5 a day for gas...plus extra $$ for other miscellaneous expenses...so it works to a total of $900 for food and $70 for gas (plus whatever) but here’s where I’m pissed...so my company reserved a car for me and they gave me a Jeep Grand Cherokee.....my work place destination is 45 miles round trip...by day 2...I was already at a half a tank... HOW THE FUCK U GONNA GIVE ME $70 FOR GAS?!?

....eeeeh....I mean...who puts a gym in the fucking lobby?

But he went out ripped...so....glass half full?

but if I go down there people will be going to breakfast and I’ll feel like they’re staring at me...

Yes and no... the car will start and drive but eventually shut off without the fob

I got 2 on mah butt...4 on my back....lol it’s weird.....the butt one tho.....it’s so itchy.. I dunno man... I knew someone who got it...she was in the hospital for weeks

MY ASS IS A VIRUS?

Oh the chafing...THE CHAFING

...O-O.... i want to be their queen

I’m growing a second ass....a little itchy butt cheek

Y’all worry for nothing...we didn’t think anything of it...❤️

Lol

Don’t blame you...that’s a lot to deal with all at once

Aww