Still Me

They be like...look at this fat broad...jiggling over there on that treadmill...makes me sick...now I can’t eat my microwaved omelette

they paid for everything...rental...hotel...flight...gave me a card for business expenses... the company says you get $60 a day for food...and $5 a day for gas...plus extra $$ for other miscellaneous expenses...so it works to a total of $900 for food and $70 for gas (plus whatever) but here’s where I’m pissed...so my company reserved a car for me and they gave me a Jeep Grand Cherokee.....my work place destination is 45 miles round trip...by day 2...I was already at a half a tank... HOW THE FUCK U GONNA GIVE ME $70 FOR GAS?!?

....eeeeh....I mean...who puts a gym in the fucking lobby?

But he went out ripped...so....glass half full?

but if I go down there people will be going to breakfast and I’ll feel like they’re staring at me...

Yes and no... the car will start and drive but eventually shut off without the fob

I got 2 on mah butt...4 on my back....lol it’s weird.....the butt one tho.....it’s so itchy.. I dunno man... I knew someone who got it...she was in the hospital for weeks

MY ASS IS A VIRUS?

Oh the chafing...THE CHAFING

...O-O.... i want to be their queen

I’m growing a second ass....a little itchy butt cheek

Y’all worry for nothing...we didn’t think anything of it...❤️

Lol

Don’t blame you...that’s a lot to deal with all at once

Aww

I only wake up early to shower before going to work...

Oh I believe it....but how’s the appliances?

oh bug bite, why do you torture me? tho a mosquito hath left you in its wake, on my butt you’ve found your place. size of a quarter hot as the sun why must you be on my bum

Good for you...want a cookie?

fuck getting up at 4am...shits not normal

Woot woot! Was so much fun!...I’m looking forward to Saturday too...imma starve myself to gorge myself

Old is a coworker saying “I wasn’t alive when the lion king came out”

More like “put it in my cinnabuns”

Finally...