Still Me

I have the mentality of “don’t shit where you eat”...although I’ve been attracted to coworkers...I won’t act on that...it breeds darkness....

wait....you don’t like eggs?....I love eggs

I don’t think I follow anyone...but people follow me

My thick....meaty...... vagi-penis

I hear butthole tastes of pennies

Uh...sure whatever you wanna spin.... I’m just saying I value myself and I seriously consider who I let inside my pink iron curtain

I lost my card my senior year of high school.....but it had been awhile before I had sex again....it was an internal struggle of college studies...and not wanting to be some whore who turned into some assholes play thing. Typically when it comes to sex....well with people I’m not 100% comfortable with...I get that feeling like I’m just being a tramp and then they’ll talk about me....so I dunno.....anxiety?

I fuckin love you you fat son of a bitch.....lol ❤️

Or a women

Oh sorry...that’s your niche

And anyone who isn’t doesn’t fucking matter

Not a god and not yet a women ay ghosty

Sure it was that’s why no one heard it

is this before or after you randomly leave without telling anyone bye?

Stop stealing my jokes pretending you’re cleaver

I know that pocket pussy ain’t gonna cut it....lyfe or no lyfe

Man....I should buy some truck nuts and turn them into a medieval flail

Oh? Fuck a pocket pussy and tell me women would be obsolete

Tits are hats

I don’t know if that’s in poor taste or I should learn how to rap

think about it...ya get up...gotta go to work...don’t feel like wearing a bra? Go titty-less or...slap on an A or a B cup and you’re off...then you come home...gonna go out for the night...brace your spine for some double Ds...pump up the volume... then again I misplace shit...and I would lose the matching pair and have to go all fuckin loppy titty...with like a A cup and a C cup....like the fuckin Quasimodo of breast

Saltines

Wait...are you saying that wearing things like that aren’t because you WANT us to look? I mean you’re only doing what you wanted....it’s kinda like when a chick wears something that plumps up da booty or shows borderline untasteful amount of cleavage...we did it for you...so if you aren’t looking then you prefer dick....and if we DONT get insulted when we catch you looking...that makes us trampy...it’s a double edge sword

damn the google