Still Me

It’s ok...‘twas free....also means I can charge more for the phone when I sell it...cause it’s now unlocked for any carrier

you want some yogurt? GET YOU SOME YOGURT

IOS kept crashing and it would force me to restore the device...come to find out it was a faulty board and the hard drive died

well it is an inevitability.....but rare....I wanna say....1% if not less.... the real question should be... of all the food you’ve eaten in your entire lifetime, to this point....how much of it was feces...be it human or animal....how much shit...have you eaten..... that percentage is much much higher

I worked today....and I had my phone replaced

I’m ok with dick pics....but fucking ask....I hate to be talking to someone about....I don’t know...types of cheese....then boop....there’s the dick pic... that being said....I don’t have nudes of myself....nor have I ever sent any

one can dream

Gotta play with it man

and in the battle of man vs sour cream....sour cream won

LOL....Omg what kind of cell phone u got

It’s an Animoji.....so.....yeah...

gonna go with...... no..

chicken.....lips....?

I don’t think so....penmanship is a dying art...along with cursive

but I bet they still get to fuck and throw poop....can’t be all bad

take off your pants... shit on the floor.... its about to get schwifty in here...

enjoy....

na...but it makes this sick pop

I....can pop my jaw out of socket...

that was taken when the club had just opened...lol it got much much busier

it was like a train wreck....I had to watch

I saw someone at the club last night who was whiter than I am

no.....skittles