Still Me

Oh i guarantee the most spectacular smegma geodes you will ever see

Forward his shit to “to catch a predator”

Buy them matching jerseys

My dick is rather cumbersome at times...it scares womenz more that it attracts...my balls are the size of Mexico and the ladies call me stretch nuts. I keep it pointed in rogues direction because I like the way he sweetly whispers bedtime stories to my clifford the dog sized head. uncircumcised so that I can make a little bit of coin while people go spelunking. I have to be careful about getting an erection because it could literally boa constrictor the earth in half. I am the earths protector...a true Superman if you will....you’re welcome

I told you in discord I would send you beer...I haven’t done that yet lol sorry I’ll get to doing it...I’ll shoot you a PM when I send it

FAWKIN CUNT

I’m just gonna eat air...

Now you see why my dick keeps poking you in the back of the head...from Texas...as it wraps around the planet once....and ends behind your ear

I am the master of all things signature

Lies

NO U

I can help you in your garden disco...I love that stuff...that being said I don’t have many days off but I’d like to

Promise him beer...I really need to get off my ass and go mail him some weird ass ones I can find here in tejas

Dude this is on the main page for me...it’s kinda retarded

He needs the exercise

Make LB help you

I’m cool with the banner but the one in between the posts fucking sucks

no....not really

don’t get hit

lol keep trying

ladies and gentleman....I present.....THE SURFACE OF MARS

yeah it was the “LOOK AT ME” post wasn’t it

can’t be a mamas boy if yo mamas dead