PerfectFlowingHair

Depends on where you live, though I think most places in the United States you're better off driving or cycling there. ...wait, you mean the other running. Ooooops.

Week 1 TNF 9/5 8:20 CHIEFS FRIDAY NIGHT 9/6 8:15 PACKERS Sunday 1:00 9/8 PANTHERS NY GIANTS BENGALS STEELERS TEXANS CARDINALS TITANS JAGUARS SUNDAY LATE AFTERNOON 4:25 BRONCOS RAIDERS BROWNS BUCCANEERS SNF 8:20 RAMS MNF 9/9 8:15 JETS GOAT: Ravens LOL: Patriots (THIS IS FOR KEEPING MY TEAM OUT OF THE SUPER BOWL THIS WHOLE TIME)

Endemic of my apparent attention span in life lately, I noted the draft time four hours before the draft happened. I then forgot this even existed until just now. My team is either doomed or a Cinderella story in the making, isn't it?

The automobile was secretly invented by Satan, who slipped the idea to Henry Ford knowing full well that the current monstrosity that is traffic jams would come to pass.

"Would you like to set up notifications? Yes? Maybe later? How about email digest? Oh, maybe later? Want to leave a review? Ah, remind you later, got it." No. Fuck you, faceless tech services. I never want to do these things, and taking away my ability to say "no" is -- it's highly disturbing now that I'm putting it into words. I was pissed before, but now? Now I feel actively ill.

Curse my infrequent showings-up. I'm interested but it looks like a bunch of folks have already jumped on it. actually you just need an even number of teams right? so +3 will also work? C'mon say yes say yes say yes

I have no idea what I'd be doing but you better believe I am going to do it like crazy. >.>

I'm surprised I still remember my original join date: April 24, 2004. Got a couple weeks before I officially wonder where all the time's gone!

I'm curious: is there anyone still here who remembers or was part of the Federal Bureau of Incoherency? I remember that being good wild fun, starting with The List (which turned out to be a nothingburger) and seeing a lot, a LOT, of mysteries pop up on the old Incoherent Babbling boards. You know, back when we HAD THEM ;-;

You have doomed my sleep schedule for the coming weekend. You will now have to live with this fact for the rest of your life. Maybe. IDK how this stuff works. Me? I am going to enjoy me some Dethklok again. I can already feel the nostalgia.

That would be awesome! I can't find one myself after a quick search buuut.... maybe I'm blind.

Wait, hang on hang on hang on. There's a Metalocalypse movie? And there's a version with Portugese mustaches? Where and how do I see this? (Or the non-mustached version. I'm not picky.)

...I am nine months late to this reunion business.

This is a new one for me. Which is weird, since this sounds like it'd be common enough that I'd have encountered it a lot by now. wait.... this means... it's me isn't it. I'm the cart leaner and I don't even know it.

Well I was hungry. Also I feel like I should have wittier for this.

Teach me your ways.

Especially when you forget literally everything about it. Not even a chance to try to remind yourself. I've done this more often than I like, and it's never fun.

The real question though: does that count as a threesome? I'm thinking no.

Oh. Well. Then I'll simply quote Jay here. "I'd fuck me hard." Honestly it's more fun to think of the other you as the same consciousness from a different perspective. Although pretty sure navigating two different bodies with one consciousness would make the actual sex about a hundred times more awkward than two virgins going at it...

That would be a mindfuck inside a regular fuck. So I'm me, having sex with someone else who is also me, and perceiving both mes at the same time? *dies*

I come back after however many years and y'all are weird. I've become a stranger in a strange land.

Replaced with so many Chernobyls and Fukushimas, and just enough inhabitable space to make that a problem. Heck, there's still a handful of Japanese sticking it out at the edge of the Fukushima fallout zone rather tham uproot and relocate. And circling back to the original problem: how much heat does an ionized atmosphere trap?

There is no four. Never was.

Oh. Wow. Alright. Amendment to my above post. The world governments are going to do fuck-all of any importance, but with Anonymous going full blast? These are the same random civilians who straight up called multiple successful airstrikes on Syrian training camps. Maybe Ukraine's got a chance after all.

Russia's gonna get Ukraine. Calling it. This sanction and condemnation dance is going to do exactly fuck all, and this talk of kicking Russia out of SWIFT is just that. Talk. Kabuki theater. Bluster. Political posturing. My eye's twitching just following it all - TAKE AN ACTUAL DECISIVE FUCKING MEASURE OR SHUT UP YOU POLITICIANS!