TrigunBebop

Fixed

Why 37? Why not a nice, even 40 dicks?

But how many balloons can fit in it?

Those kitties require ALL THE PETTINGS. ALL OF THEM

Just naming random balloon sizes could also work, and It'll probably confuse the heck outta them as well. "24 inches when fully inflated, but I can push it to 29 or 30."

But is it inflatable?

Kidding. I ain't makin' no twitter.

What if they meant they were your physically largest fan?

Way ahead of you on that one.

That's because there is no point. For points are dangerous to balloons.

WELCOME TO THE WONDROUS WORLD OF RETAIL.

Imma spam balloon related tweets at you.

Did someone say party!? I bring the decorations.

I have to limit my fiber intake

But not too much

shit well.

That's one vote for "yes"

Nah. Inflatocracy is better.

this isn't a meritocracy.

Oh no... one should never try to use a balloon like a condom for fucking people. It's almost guaranteed to slide off during. You don't need a condom to fuck balloons. It just makes things less messy... and it lets you enjoy one balloon multiple times without being unhygienic. I mean what?

no that other guy

Do you really wanna know how to make the perfect balloon condom for balloon fucking?

I'm gonna make a Pride Moth balloon sculpture using many different color balloons.

no u