TrigunBebop

on the balloon

shut up and kiss me

lol you said "blowing" And "popping"

already am no u

Story of my life, right there

I am okay with this, Naraku6969 >.>

Moob Metal Fatchemist ... Too lazy to think of a fattified word with which to replace "Metal".

only for you, bby

lol I got that response a lot when I first showed up here.

You'd be surprised at just how many looners discovered their fascination with balloons on their own birthday. Seriously. I've seen so many "How I Became A Looner" stories that more or less began with "So one time I was playing with the leftover balloons after one of my birthday parties...".

sosurfaise Wait... what?

I'm not fat. I'm overinflated.

In more ways than one

ok that one just blew my mind. lol "blew"

My favorite kind of egg is strawberry. And I prefer my fruit scrambled.

lol patents already exist for this.

I tried thinking before posting once. Didn't go well. Probably because I'm a total airhead.

unless you're a non-popper. Then they're just sex toys.

My dna test says I'm 100% natural latex. And that I'm helium quality and also biodegradable.

Wrong. I'm not thinking about sideboob. I'm thinking about inflatosideboob.

Everybody perv

My name is…

Trash cans and pretty much anything that is moist or wet.