Raptorpat

Those are their most attractive customers, the white whales that will get caught up in debt and pay interest on their interest. They don't actually make money from people who pay their bills on time.

@crackymckrackin

Now you can see all the home page widgets without having to scroll through miles of archives!

I'm going to slit myself open the plastic on this microwavable meal

wait what what even

i think @Nabloomhad a viscerally descriptive story about someone peeling an orange in public bathroom

what about when someone is brushing their teeth in the public restroom while someone is in a stall 6 ft away releasing their noxious butt toxins into the air

I looked at this yesterday but scrolling past now I definitely read "dragoncon" as "dragoncorn"

my firm is "too small" to let us roll it over and build it up, and they also don't let us cash it out so it's purely a "use it or lose it" scenario i think i lost like 10 days last year

i have 12 days of vacation to use between now and the end of the year

i guess this explains the inner ear infection

bumpkins no, but blumpkins hell yes

no, you can't

u gotta toggle them right out of ur butt

Preface everything I say with the fact that I am sick and can't really think straight, but a separate and distinct "root cellar" as opposed to a standard "cellar" or "basement" just sounded so folksy and farmy that it hasn't been a thing for 150 years and only in rural areas, and I live in an area that's been relatively urbanized and industrialized for nearly 200 years thank you Erie Canal. Ok I go now

what is a root cellar

i would think that it would be totally reasonable if you had an experience where your house flooded or something in a storm as a kid and that set the bar for your for all storms in the future but you also kinda admit it's completely irrational, so there's that

are your basements flood-prone, or did you have a bad experience as a kid with a rainy weather event?

inhumanrampager may be an idiot but that isn't nice and he can totally make a new thread if he wants to

y

ok

i left work early because i am sick

i guess then there'd be a threat to his dominance

I win