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merry chrysler and happy honda days

yo I'm just minding my business in a stall and then two guys walk in mid-conversation and kept it going throughout their entire shared peeing experience I learned that one guy is listening to Dune via audio book and the other guy has a new gf that he met via bumble and they're official as of two weeks ago, on and on all while everyone's doing their business the weirdest part was they didn't just use the two urinals together given they were cool just chatting anyways, one of the guys used the other stall so they each had to talk just a little bit louder

Yes both mobile and desktop. I sent KN a message earlier today.

happy birthday @That_One_Guy and @KatEyes!

it's NYPost so its obviously overly dramatic and tabloidy but also https://nypost.com/2026/01/31/tech/moltbook-is-a-new-social-media-platform-exclusively-for-ai/

I always assumed it was an efficiency thing. Once it wasn't a necessity to minimize the amount of space a game takes up, developers just forgot how to even try.

Happy birthday @Oda!

happy birthday @ben0123456789!

happy birthday @malon_loves_link!

Happy buryhday @Mewn!

A’HEWWW da big ass BITTTCHHHH don't KNOWWWWWWWW rule #3 is NO WISHING FOR MORE WISHES